Are you a WINGNUT? Is there more J.B. Weld than factory weld on your bike? Do you believe zip ties to be a permanent repair? On your registration is vehicle color listed as duct tape? Have you worn plastic bags on your feet to ride in the rain? Does riding in the rain count as washing your bike? Have you ever said "Nice jugs" and were referring to cylinders? Are you Chromophobic?  If you answered yes to any of these questions you may be a wingnut.